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koochie dew

The first bit of moisture a vagina produces when aroused.

I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.

by zenabiman February 5, 2017


Stache dew

Water droplets condensing on a moustache

Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"

by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023


Dew Bomber

A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.

Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!

by SuperNoahZark December 31, 2011


Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 15, 2019


Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020


sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012


Dew-Driver

A concoction of Mountain Dew, Orange juice, and Vodka.

Dude! I got so fucked up on Dew-Drivers last night, I woke up with your mom.

by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013