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to lay somewhere comfy for hours upon hours doing nothing but staring at walls, watching tv, chatting it up on the internet, taking naps every half an hour or so, falling asleep after only ten minutes of watching a movie, or just laying there high off your ass.
G:tonight, im going to give you a night you'll never forget.
B:then lets get outta here baby!
G: falls asleep on ride back home
B: awe mannn, don't fuckin tell me you went brian wilson on my ass!
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The funnier, more broad ranging Wilson brother. Makes alot of movies with Ben Stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by Wes Anderson. See Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and his nose.
Owen Wilson was good, but not nearly as good as Bill Murray in "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"; but wow has Bill aged.
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A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them
Mark was such a Wilson Valdez, his coach benched him for the state-championship.
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To masturbate over someones facebook pictures.
Oy mate, shes fit. Wouldn't mind an MC Wilson.
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One who seems to fluke an unbeatable poker hand from two terrible starting cards regardless of the quality of his/her apponents hand.
You are sitting on pocket aces and go all in. He/she has seven-two off suit and calls for the hell of it. They somehow manage to spawn an unbeatable full house, trips or quads, usually on fourth street and the river. They then make out it was skill and they knew it would happen all along. He/she has played a Lucky Wilson.
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The fast mothafucka in the United States. Currently residing in coppell, or cop hell Texas.
Did you see connor wilson beat up that weak southlake defense!
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slang term for 'dinner lady' (a steriotypical old woman who slaves behind a canteen often sneeze proof glass serving food to staff/students).
Stop cleaning up you look like a daniel wilson.
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