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wizard weed

Herbal blends intended for smoking. Usually sold out of stoner magazines, they have names such as "Jamaican 420 buds" or "Wizard's Smoke" and are completely legal for sale. Wizard weed does not give the user a high of any sort, and serves only to satisfy the urge to light something on fire and inhale the result.

Charlie: "I just bought an ounce of grass and it only cost me $25!"

Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"

by hellphish January 20, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wizard Fingers

The phenomenon of taking to many uppers and your fingers then proceeding to look like they are casting spells.

"Tony was fucked last night, did you see his wizard fingers"

by MerlinsFingers March 20, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sleeve of a wizard

A totally destroyed vag.

My ex's vajay looked like the sleeve of a wizard.

by _braz_ May 31, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wizard of Oz'd

When you fuck a person behind a curtain or something thin when other people are around.

"Dude I Wizard of Oz'd that chick last weekend."

People fuck in the shower while others are using the bathroom.

People fuck in a room that is only separated by a sheet wall, while a bunch of other people are on the other side doing something else.

by victoryismine06 October 12, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wizards Slippers

When receiving oral love from a woman and at the point before releasing the baby batter, ones toes curl up - resembling the curly toed slippers adorned by Wizards.

She was going on me good when all of a sudden I got the wizards slippers!

by mattska February 24, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 13, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sky wizard

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician

If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž