Herbal blends intended for smoking. Usually sold out of stoner magazines, they have names such as "Jamaican 420 buds" or "Wizard's Smoke" and are completely legal for sale. Wizard weed does not give the user a high of any sort, and serves only to satisfy the urge to light something on fire and inhale the result.
Charlie: "I just bought an ounce of grass and it only cost me $25!"
Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"
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The phenomenon of taking to many uppers and your fingers then proceeding to look like they are casting spells.
"Tony was fucked last night, did you see his wizard fingers"
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My ex's vajay looked like the sleeve of a wizard.
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When you fuck a person behind a curtain or something thin when other people are around.
"Dude I Wizard of Oz'd that chick last weekend."
People fuck in the shower while others are using the bathroom.
People fuck in a room that is only separated by a sheet wall, while a bunch of other people are on the other side doing something else.
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When receiving oral love from a woman and at the point before releasing the baby batter, ones toes curl up - resembling the curly toed slippers adorned by Wizards.
She was going on me good when all of a sudden I got the wizards slippers!
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The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.
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a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician
If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard
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