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A made up state that people believe exists but it really doesn’t. Like who even lives there?
Wyoming does not exist.
It doesn't exist
Man: yo I went to Wyoming last week
Girl: *dabs*
Man: *dies*
Girl: pog
An empty field the size of a U.S. State with a population of 34.
“Hey, where do you want to go when you grow up?”
“Anywhere except Wyoming.”
A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
When you attach a dildo to a power drill and go to town.
My lady boner was so hard I had to use the Wyoming Drill last night.
A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”
Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach
“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”