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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 9, 2005

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Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 11, 2021

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You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018


Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023


Give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

If a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her a hoodie of your choice (as long as it is a hoodie from yourself ) on december 17th!

As an example:
her: "sends you this"
you: "gives her one of your hoodies the next day".
so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021


give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021