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it means to put a bullet in a person's ass for acting like a lil bitch
Im going to bust a cap in your ass for being a bitch.
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Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.
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The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
"If you don't quit your bitchin' I'm going to Sour Patch your ass!"
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To use Tom Hanks to counter the movie someone just said during a game of Shenanigans.
"Don't say The Green Mile or he'll Tom Hanks your ass!"
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to shoot someone in their posterior
I want to pop a cap in your ass
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Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.
Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!
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A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
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