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the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape
yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!
Hard core Russians who do not talk,smile, and or even acknowledge your existence. Even while in your country and or on vacation abroad.
The zipper mouths walked by on New Years Eve. With no festive greeting and lacking any other facial emotions. Cold stare straight ahead even when invited to communicate.
When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.
"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"
A married police officer who cheats on his wife
I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.
A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.
GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.
The phrase that should be said if someone is getting too excited.
"Come on, dude. Zipper down just a little bit.' Don't take shit so seriously. Let it hang out"