hottest boy alive most likely to be mistakin with a girl.very queer but lovable. mostly very crazy and loves the sport football.
may have tourets
girl:dylan you rock
dylan:haha ahh shit thanks
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The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan
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An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.
OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.
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Accidentally putting your finger in someone's ass
Oh i just dylaned this girl, oops
A big gay boy that doesn’t know how to play fortnite and all Dylan’s are small and have small man syndrome also only comes out when you have ganja
The coolest guy who is perfect in every way, oh wait thats Jaromir.
Hey Dylan your so cool
No, I think your talking about Jaromir
Dylan.
A really amazing boyfriend who’s really genuine and caring. He’s so perfect and I’m honestly so lucky to have him. He’s slow to anger and quick to solving problems. He’s so loving and kind. He has a girlfriend who’s going to be with him forever and she loves him so much. Even though she’s a bitch to him and gets angry but she loves his baby face and his adorable eyessss (I’m genuinely so obsessed with them ). He’s from Korea anddddd is super smart and nerdy.
Dylan,
I love you so so so much I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have you forever and I can’t wait to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you. You never fail to make me smile Dylan. I’m sorry if I’m ever mean and I hope you know how much I love you. You’re my world, Ik that’s ew and cringe and shit but I love youuuu
Love,
Christabel
Mwah
Dylan: I’m the best
Christabel: Ew shut up Dylan!!