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jim cornette

Former pro wrestling manager, Booker, and commentator who is well known for his searing shoot interviews.

Man, did you see Jim Cornette's latest interview?
Yeah, he tore Vince Russo a new one!

by SomeGayKid June 22, 2017

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Jim Adkins

Lead singer/guitarist of Jimmy Eat World. Also happens to write songs that own.

A: Dude I love Jimmy eat world. What's the lead singers name?

B: Jim Adkins. Jimmy...eat world

by hellsyeah July 24, 2008

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jim thorpe

one of the greatest and most versatile american athletes of all time. won olympic gold in the pentathlon and decathlon at the 1912 olympics. also played college and pro football.

in college he played running back, defensive back, placekicker and punter for carlisle, a little indian school. while at carlisle he was the key component in what is considered to be one of the greatest games ever played, carlisle vs army. in this game carlisle upset the national powerhouse army 27-6. in mordern terms this would be like the New Mexico blowing out OU or Auburn.

as a couple of fun side note in a game against Penn, Thorpe acting in his role as punter, punted the ball down the field. he then sprinted down field and caught his own punt before it hit the ground and ran it a further 20 yards for a touchdown. in the game against army, thorpe had a 92-yard touchdown run which was called back due to a teammate's penalty. so he followed up with a 97-yard touchdown run the very next play. once again against army: army linebacker Dwight Eisenhower, the very same Eisenhower who would go on to be a war hero and president of the united states, and a fellow army teammate attempted to high-low Thorpe late after a play. Thorpe saw them coming and nimbly jumped out of the way, however he waited long enough before evading the hit that Eisenhower and his teammate collided, giving each of them an injury that would eventually end their careers as football players.

jim thorpe is the greatest athlete to have ever lived!

by dlm4 April 2, 2011

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Jim Jones

the juice you receive in jail that no one knows what its really made of.

hey man dont drink that jim jones you wont be able to get your dick up again

by partymarty4000 August 4, 2008

124๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jim Morrison

A Great man who was in the Doors and thought he was possesed by a native american shaman at age 4. He used this "possesion", to write the most captivating lyrics the world has ever seen. (Yes even better than some John Lennon stuff) Some of his most Famous songs were: LA Woman, Break on Through, and the End (Light my fire left out because the guitarist(Robby Krieger (this is where it gets crazy with three parentheses)) wrote it)Some of his other Alter egos you might know him as are: Mr Morrison, Mr Mojo Rising, and The lizard king. After his death in Paris in 1971 a conspiracy arose about him being in Africa living in peace and quiet. No one will really know because only three people saw him dead. His girlfriend(Pam), the doctor that pronounced him dead, and the driver that drove him to the Pierre Lachaise cemetery.

Me: Hey Taylor isn't Jim Morrison god.
Taylor: He can't be. He isn't Dead remember? He's in Africa.
Me: O yeah.

by Young child's fragile eggshell mind September 16, 2005

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slim jim

Beef sticks of unsurpassed orgasmic flavor.

I eat a Slim Jimยฉ every day.

by Keijiro October 12, 2005

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Jim Eagle

A collection of voting integrity laws that aim to combat damage done by Democrat-championed Jim Crow policies. These laws protect voting rights of minorities by making sure their votes are legally cast, certified, and counted the same as all other US citizens' votes. Much as eagles kill and eat crows in the wild, Jim Eagle laws destroy the harmful legacy of Jim Crow.

It pisses me off that democrats supported Jim Crow laws, and now they're opposing Jim Eagle laws.

by James E. Esq. March 26, 2021

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