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You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue
Two types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them
Person 1: what did you do today?
Me: watched Youtube for 9 hours non stop
Person 1: damn you have no life
An unfortunate lapse between nonexistence and death.
Why go to hell? If you really want to suffer, come back to life...
A long series of one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
You suck-diddly-uck Flanders (at life)
the time you spend doing shit until you die/are dead, which is you'll spend most of your time being.
shit is everything. you. do.
you're life is a joke. accumulate debt, spend years paying it off, agonize over your children, while sharing in their triumphs, buy a flatscreen to whittle away your college education day by day, and love your spouse like no other, of course until she passes away and then you from a broken heart. or you die and watch her grieve from possibly, but most likely hell, because life had made you such a hard person, you probably lied a little, cheated, but it didn't count, and undercut others to provide what should be basic necessities for your family, who will all do the same