a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane
Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)
“yo i love jacob miller!”
“yeah he is such a guy”
A person that is insane at madden 20, is super good at soccer, and basketball
Aiden Miller is in my class and I love it
sucks penis likes penis eats penis enjoys penis but mostly takes penis
A complete fail, yet riding it out until the end thinking you have done good. Being a dumbass and not knowing it. Being 100% sure of yourself, while everyone else knows you have fucked up beyond repair.
As I was telling everyone that they knew nothing about oil fields and letting them know I knew everything about oil fields, I had no idea everyone was thinking I was having a Miller Moment.
Wait..I was 100%wrong, even though I thought I was right...damn, Im having a Miller Moment!
dumb ass stupid idiot george w. bush wrong incest tool douche bag
a place filled with “ christian kids” who give head in the bathrooms.🤭
“hey are you from miller highschool?”
“ yeah why?”
“cuz i want head”