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Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.
Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!
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To wear one's sunglasses at night or in a darker place where they serve no practical purpose and are used only as a fashion accessory. Corey Harting it has been shown in several scientific studies to have a strong positive correlation with level of douchebaggery. Comes from the Corey Hart song "Sunglasses at Night."
Jeff: "Come on man, it really shouldn't take a guy 2 hours to get ready to go out."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
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im gay. im a psyco and i want to kill myself. my sister does 42 year old men and she especially loves it when they T-Bag her. one day i will realize i am gay and kill myself, by the way i also love to get a good T-Bag every once and a while.
"I Do Guys" - Corey hatch
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An australian kid, infamous for hosting a party at his parents house which over 500 people attended. Even though an alleged 20k worth of fines ensued, Corey didn't have to pay a dime thanks to his lawyers. Thanks to a label as a party boy, Corey's getting paid to promote parties and has since turned into an Australian media sensation. Badass.
Nice guys finish last. Just ask corey delaney.
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To be the best baller on the basketball court, period.
" Man he's being a Corey Paige out there tonight. It's seems unfair for him to play against them, or anyone."
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The greatest thing to ever grace this planet with his magesty. He is the chosen one, and will rule the cosmos... and chocolate.
Corey willis is the smartiest thingie to ever live.
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