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date whore

A bitch that pretends to like a dude so that she is able to go on dates. Usually this girl is pretty hot and able to trick the guy into spending money on her. When the guy begins to wonder if he is being used or if she truely likes her, she will then tell the guy that they are just friends and move on to the next mark.

Man that hot ass Tiffany bitch didn't want a dirty sandman, dirty seagull or to fuck she was just being a date whore.

by Yerby October 18, 2006

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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating

Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

by rzhhhh June 21, 2011

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safety date

A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.

Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."

by Ensoe August 14, 2005

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Schrödinger's Date

Where single guy and single girl, who don't normally spend time alone together, agree to "hang out" and do something fun together for the first time, yet both carefully avoid the word "date". Whether it was in fact a date will be determined only after the fact, once they see how it goes. Until then, the event is a strange quantum superposition, simultaneously both date and non-date. This allows both parties to avoid potential embarrassment.

It could be a date or it could be just a hang out, we won't know till it's over. It's a Schrödinger's Date.

by Ntheon February 13, 2011

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Date a Live

A legendary anime with so many wifu's. Main character : Shido Itsuka . This playboy (but adorable) kid kisses spirits as a JOB and its somehow very entertaining to watch. Available on Anime.dao.com

Person1 : Hey what are you watchi- WOAH WHOS THAT ??
Person2 : Oh this anime called Date a live, this is a hot spirit ;0

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

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Date baited

The act of someone asking another out as a practical joke for them to accept.

He got date baited by Karen
Karen- "will you go out with me"
Him- "sure"
Karen- "Just kidding your one of my best friends"

by father.louis March 3, 2019


ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 7, 2010