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A villain character from the Batman Anthology and universe. After his wife tested positive for MacGregor's syndrome, Dr. Victor Fries kept her cryogenically frozen until he could find a cure and ultimately save his true love but an owner of the equipment he was using claimed he was millions in debt and stopped funding years ago and basically pulled the plug on Victor's experiment causing him to react with both desperation and vengeance and became a man that would stop at nothing to complete his research and find a cure even if it meant to kill those who wouldn't follow or respect his wishes.
Mr. Freeze is one of only three villains who wasn't in Batman the Movie from the 1960's but he's his prominent role in Batman and Robin, (1997), was known well, especially for all his ice puns.
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A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
He threw up while doing a keg freeze
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A freezer made out out of the fleshy part of the right brest, good for storeing meat and cheese.
Bob: Im going to pull my meat out of the titty freezer.
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Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.
(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)
Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...
Jane: Are we gonna order food now?
Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...
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When you put an ice cube in the tip of a condom then put your dick deep in a girl and make her say "burrrr"
Damn bro I was banging this girl and she wanted me to give her a deep freeze
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Mr Freeze merrily sang -
Oh, I wish I was in the land of Gotham.
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away!
Look away!
Look away! DC Land
In DC Land where I was born.
Early on one frosty morn'.
Look away!
Look away!
Look away! DC Land.
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when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting
my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder
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