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Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.
All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!
Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.
Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?
*Jumps out plane*
James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!
*suck suck lick suck*
Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber
Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.
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Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.
Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.
When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.
Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah
When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.
Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect
A line used by Tyler the Creator in his song "What The Fuck Right Now"
You're a floopy goober motherfucker