link happy

When you are surfing the web and you keep clicking on links bouncing from page to page to page or using a search engine to find something else you stumbled upon. You eventually wind up far from where you started.

I was reading a story about Obama and somehow ended up on a page about circus clowns because I was link happy.

Vorne Links

The place at a party or event where you will be finding the real ones.

Yo Enri, where's Leo? Yeah bro, he's real raver and thus he's obviously vorne links!

Jet Link

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast

He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw

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sticky link

to ask people to hook up with someone you like

you are telling me to get tuition. why don’t you get a… why don’t you get a tuition then?

because, sticky link is just to ask people to hook up with someone that you like!

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link abuser

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.

Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."

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Link Downer

one who sends morose or depressive web links either by email, instant chat messages or cell phone texts.

Michael Weinreich is a such a link downer; he's always sending me gchat web links to some suicide or government conspiracy cover-up. Loser!

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link baiting

The web publishing practice, usually on news or blogging sites, where something controversial is written (or a controversial headling is written) that the publisher knows will get a lot of interest from site visitors.

The ultimate goal is that the link will then appear on link aggregating sites (Digg, Fark, StumbleUpon, College Humor, Drudge, etc.), which will bring even more traffic to the site.

"Hey, look at this! 'Gay Preacher Caught Having Sex With Porpoise!'"

"Hah, looks like link baiting to me."

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