A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you
Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell
When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers
Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker
Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.
Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?
A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!
When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.