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Pog Log

A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you

Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell

by The dawgo January 16, 2021


Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.

Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011


pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 16, 2011


Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

by TheDumpman December 20, 2016


Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021


Lincoln Log

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff March 23, 2016


baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 11, 2021