albino sheep

Near A.K.A Nate River

the adorable albino sheep's name is Near

sheep shot

1. (n.) when you shoot a load onto a picture of sheep in a grassland out of awe and envy for their calm, carefree lives.

I was feeling mad existential, so I took sheep shot and now I don't feel as baaaaad.

Sheep's heed

Scottish term for folk with sheep like head features.

Tom: Is Robander in the office yet?

Shaun: Nah man, Sheep's heed is late again!!!

Water Sheep

Water Sheep is a possible Nazi war criminal who is responsible for the deaths of millions. The few people who temporarily survived seeing him described him as “satan-like, cold-hearted, and like a father to them”. Historians believe that he was the one controlling the actions of Adolf Hitler, therefore starting WWII.

Allied swedish soldier Felix Kjellberg accidentally caused the death of Water Sheep in July of 2019, as a result of a torture chamber accident in which multiple small accidents contributed to three possible causes of death. These are asphyxiation, crushing, and excessive amounts of heat. The aim of this torture is a closely guarded secret among the highest ranking officers of the bro army, though it is speculated by the general public that it relates to the death of Joergen. However, it is possible that Water Sheep has surviving relatives or allies still loyal to him, as he never revealed any information on any subject in his weeks in captivity by the bro army, withstanding torture ranging across most of the five senses.

“Damn you Water Sheep!!”

“...Water Sheep was like a father to me...”

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sheep shagger

A person who sneaks into a farm and has sexual intercourse wuth them.

john:hey guess what i saw?

Terry:What?

John:Mel Gibson sneaking into a farm

Terry:That dirty sheep shagger

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Pink Sheep

a rare, fictional, and a nomological animal being; a magnificently prankster gangster living sheep.

Wow, I had never seen a Pink Sheep before, it is so lit!

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Black Sheep

A person who takes pride on being an outcast because he knows being a weirdo is what ultimately will give him something to be proud of. It usually takes some balls to be a black sheep.

- Hey, whatever became of Vik?

- I don't know, last time i heard he was working in some cool shit.
- I know right! he is always been such a Black Sheep!

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