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When a guy stands on the dance floor awkwardly and doesn't dance. The Sports Fan is a fan of the game, but he doesn't want to play.
Friend 1- "What's up with this dude? He stepped on to the dance floor but he's just watching us like a babysitter."
Friend 2- "Yeah, he's a Sports Fan. Who would step on to the dance floor and NOT dance?"
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After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.
"Good gym session, Pete"
"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"
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To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
"Joe is making Armenian sport two or three times a day."
"Bob loves to make Armenian sport, when he watches porn."
"Is our son making Armenian sport again every morning and evening?"
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one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks
"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."
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Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.
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another name for a cigarette
"Hey Syd, lets go out for a sport stick"
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Any non team outdoor activity, such as Running, Mountain Biking, Swimming, Snow boarding, skiing, fishing, hunting.
I don't like football. I'm an earth sports type of guy
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