The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

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foreign stranger

The act of sitting on your (non dominant hand) until it goes numb then performing the act of masturbation. But not just normal masturbation.

After your hand goes numb you then take your hand and masturbate reverse. Having your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head. You can also perform while sitting and having your hand reach under a raised leg.

So you've tried the stranger, now try a stranger that speaks a foreign language.

Your foreign stranger will be a backwards, numb, reversed, pleasure only achieved from abroad.

So you want your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head.

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hot stranger

When a man warms up a towel and masturbates with his off hand.

After a frustrating evening of gaming Henry gave himself a hot stranger.

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creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.

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virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.

'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'

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frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off

i gave myself a frozen stranger

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Stranger Elbow

Soreness, tenderness, or inflammation in the elbow caused by sitting on one's hand awkwardly or too long in an effort to create the stranger effect; AKA "Strangeritis."

The Associated Press reports Cubs RHP Mark Prior will be unavailable for Saturday's game against the Reds because of stranger elbow.

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