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When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.
Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.
The act of teenagers slipping in and out of their parents house through a window.
"Son, you are not allowed to go out tonight and I don't want any window action tonight."
When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
Example of the window pickle in conversation
Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!
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Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.
Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME
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Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.
Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.
Its better than Win ME, thats for sure.
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An absolute mess. The task manager in 7 is replaced with an oversized, metro-ified pile of junk with too many tabs and the font is oversized and blue. The once-convenient start menu has been replaced with an ugly, unconventional, intrusive, oversized startscreen that adds nothing new except for apps that can be jewed from Micro$haft's App Store. More annoyances like the Charms bar, get in the way as well. The charms bar serves no purpose but to pop out when you don't want it to, as well as interfere with the desktop environment and take up another process in the background. The windowing theme is good, if you like to step backwards. The colors of the Aero windowing seemed glossy and pretty, and Windows 8 killed that with flat and unfinished windowing. Also, if you like to use a laptop/desktop with a mouse, like a normal person, you will get the luxury of sliding a wallpaper up upon login, as if you were on a tablet. Convenient. Windows 8 also bothers and nags you to create a Micro$haft account, as if there is a use for one. Remember Dropbox? OneDrive pops up, and needs to be uninstalled via control panel, long with several other bloat apps that come preinstalled such as: Weather, Food & Drink, and Xbox.
"I took a Windows 8 yesterday, it was the size of a squirrel."
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The reason why people want to switch back to Windows 10, 7, XP, or 2000
Ad: Hey, your windows 10 pc gonna die, switch to windows 11!
Person: PC: let's go back to Windows 2000, but I mod it.
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