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The act of accidentally getting a boner.
Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.
What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.
A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?
B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.
Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"
Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.
Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."
When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.
A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.
A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.
Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.
When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.
Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.
This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.
Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.
I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!