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Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.
Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.
The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack
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When someone you see frequently repeats a noticeable outfit to an embarrassing level. It usually occurs when others find themselves saying "Oh no, not that outfit again!..He/She just wore that!" Or R.O.D can occur when someone wears the same outfit for a similair function repeatedly, for example if someone wears the same exact every time that there is an important work function.
"Not the pink dress with the silver shoes again, that's the second Monday in a row - Man, she has a bad case of "Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)"
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“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
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Kid who went to my high school who we decided to call bubbles in grade 6
you can catch me on the pimp page picture section...
why the fuck is bubbles on the pimp page???
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been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
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No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.
Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"
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Who’s the hottest person ever?
well the hottest person ever is lydia.
Lydia is also another way to say ur the hottest person ever.
So when u think someone’s hot u say ur so lydia.
example:
dude 1: dude u see that girl over there.
dude 2: yeh dude she’s the hottest person ever aka lydia.
dude 1: yeh dude she’s so lydia.
dude: dude u just speaking straight facts now.
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