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An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"
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One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.
"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."
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The light of my life. My heart and soul. My darling happiness everything I could ever want and more. The sweetest kindest most intelligent girl iv ever met. The reason I smile every day no matter how bad thing get because I know I have you. The person who i want to spend the rest of my life with and will spend it trying to make you as happy as u make me. The woman to whom my heart belongs I promise to give u every drop of love I have in it. My love forever and always thats a promise and I swear to miss you when your gone. To spend my life with u would be a privilege and my deepest desire. I LOVE U!!!
person1: SHES ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I MEAN HER FLAWS JUST ADD TO HOW GREAT SHE IS
person 2 : DUH thats IMON ALLEN
also referred to as NOMI, MON MON , LAZY BUTT,MONI,AND EMPRESS
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To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;
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1.)perverted peson that seems sad all the time, and
2.)A Big old stupid head!
3.)A term that can be used for everyday use for practicly everything.
1.)says:in a sad voice:... O Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet...
2.)You big ol' Woody Allen!!!
3.)This shirt is a big ol' WOODY ALLEN!!
..0r are you Woody Allen!!
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A contestant on "Crapfest 2009" also known as American Idol season 8. No one thought he would get into the top 12, but he did because of horny women and then a few weeks later boomed into a serious contender and could possibly win this whole shitfest.
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY
(No offense to his fans.)
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ray allen is a gross basketball player who only stays outside the ring and is scared of going past the three-point line. His inability to layup or dunk represents why he shall never become a great nba player.
ray allen failure
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