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Any badass, ass kickin', freedom fightin', shitty beer drinkin', gay ass soccer hatin', bald eagle ridin', foreigner suspectin' dude that will wipe his ass with your stupid books, and thinks that you can shove your bullshit diplomacy up your scary ass. And if you don't like it then wuz up?
"John, who was that drunk raving lunatic wiping his arse with the Union Jack."
"I dare say he was an American."
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A term that Americans' use to describe the language that they speak, which is English
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An American who always drinks out of a can, even if it is water. It is also an American who eats out of cans (canned food)
Rachel : Oh My God... Johnny is always drinking out of cans.
Anna : I Know Right?! He's such an AmeriCAN!!
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An American is a person residing in America. America is the most powerful country in the world and the best place to live.
America is like the cool person everyone talks shit about, but kisses ass for approval when confronted. Everyone in the world is curious about what is happening in America. While America isn't too concerned for what the other countries are doing.
Other countries freak out. Americans are just chill. We go with the flow. Some of us are fat and stupid. The fatness is because the shit that is put in our processed food. The stupid is well... people are just stupid in general, but that is everywhere.
Americans don't like the news unless a black guy got killed by a cop, gay people are marching for gayness, someone switched genders, or some celebrity did something stupid. Kim Kardashian contributes more to our society than... yeah... can't think of anyone famous doing something in the US.
There are some downside to Americans. We like to make everything a race issue even when it isn't. We Americans try not to offend people by saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. We are obsessed with gun laws even though it isn't that big of a deal.
Americans are a cool people. We are a melting pot and would love for you to come over if you are a foreigner. We love illegal immigrants. We also love free speech, that is of course, if it doesn't offend anybody.
We love food, friends and family, money, life, and probably you too.
Go Merica!
Foreigner 1: That one guy, hes the champion from that one country that usually wins gold medals in the Olympics.
Foreigner 2: Dude, that is America! He is an American. Don't you watch the news? We are obsessed with America. We even check up on their weather.
Foreigner 1: Oh yeah. Duh. Just had a brain fart there. Of course I know what America is.
Foreigner 3: What is America?
(Foreigner 1 and 2 stare in disbelief)
Foreigner 3: Hey, don't look at me. I'm too busy feeding my oxen to give a shit.
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Citizens or nationals of Canada.
Danny from Canada claims to despise the USA and the American people, yet he habitually listens to American music, watches American TV shows/Movies, wears American clothing, and eats McDonalds. Danny is a total Anti-American-Wannabe-American.
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Verb- to go through something horrible event that is uniquely American or something Americans do more than any other country, especially if the one experiencing it is from a different country. Examples include being shot at in a mass shooting, having to create an online fundraiser to pay for basic medical care, having a public road or monument named after a traitor.
The Australian journalist was covering a peaceful protest in DC and got Americanized when the police started beating her.
The immigrant was fully Americanized when she had to create a GoFundMe to pay for medical expenses stemming a mass shooting.
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An American is someone who lives in the USA. All americans are overweight, ignorant pricks with an addiction to burgers and flag waving. Some of them are actually friendly, intelligent people!
Americans are fucking retarded...
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