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the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground
drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!
sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!
drew: hah-crap
Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!
Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap
Sam: haha sucks
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a fairy boy artist who is extremely gay and overrated and is very popular among teenage girls. known for his bullshit electronic beats and half-whisper, half-moan vocals. also popular among guys that want to seem unique by listening to every music genre known to mankind.
Girl: OMG have you heard the new Owl City song Hello Seattle?!?!?!
"Unique" Guy: I have it on a playlist with Lil' Wayne and Keith Urban songs. It's soooo good!
Normal Guy: Fucking shoot me please
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any deception perpetrated in an online chatroom or over an instant messenger with the aim of falsely convincing the target audience that the deceiver is physically attractive, mentally astute or spiritually gifted.
A snowy owl is usually carried out by means of bluff, bald-faced lie or, in the case of physical deception, photoshop.
The origin of the term "snowy owl" is rather complex. In brief, "owl" is used here as a somewhat archaic synonym for "coin", whereas "snowy" alludes to the weather conditions one has to deal with during a blizzard, specifically the poor range of visibility one has to endure while driving. "Snowy owl" thus indicates a counterfeit, a coin (individual) of uncertain or dubious value.
1) When that girl first emailed me her photo I thought she was hot! I only realized I'd been sent a snowy owl when I noticed the hideous old woman's head photoshopped onto the much younger woman's body.
2) I paid five dollars for this online psychic reading, but ended up getting a snowy owl. That so-called "psychic" didn't know what the hell she was doing!
3) I meant some supposed "medium" in a occult chatroom left night, but it's pretty obvious to me that the only spirit she can channel is a snowy owl spirit.
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An overrated 'band' that is made up of a reject named Adam Young, whom according to Wikipedia, 'started making music in his parent's basement'. He is mainly recognized for his mainstream song Fireflies which is incredibly overplayed and made up of lyrics that truly make no sense at all. He is only respected by 13 year old girls who use the heart emoticon and add un-needed characters to every word in a sentence and boys whom are confused with their sexuality.
"Cause I'd Get A Thousand Hugs
From Ten Thousand Lightning Bugs"
"omg girrrrll, did u see thatt newww songgg by owl cityyy? adam youngg is sooooooo hotttttt! : ♥♥"
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When many owls swoop into some-ones vagina, and then peck at the walls of them, causing a torrent of blood, subsequently drowning the owls and causing them to decay inside you.
Alternative use - When a single mother owl enters the vaginal crease, but instead of pecking, shrieks, causing moderate dis-pleasure.
"No i'm bleeding, damn you Vaginal owls!"
Mary, what was that noise?" "Don't worry, its just my vaginal owls again
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When a lady friend sleeps over and asks for a t-shirt, you give her one of your beastly cut off gym shirts. If done properly her breasts will protrude from the arm holes making it look like owl eyes.
I gave Ashley my gym shirt last night and she had a nice set of owl eyes.
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Evil One. Uses charitable work and trumpet playing as a facade for wickedness.
Don't trust her - I heard she's a brown owl
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