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anal driver

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008


Anal Creek

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"

I am down in anal creek.
I am having such an anal creek of a day.

by 17 inch dildo March 16, 2015


anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 19, 2010


anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

by jadw August 24, 2009


Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt

I gave her an anal meatloaf last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 19, 2015

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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.

"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"

by Fagotory Climax November 23, 2016


anal-curious

One who is intrigued with, has a fascination with or an outright desire to experiment with anal sex. Can exist in varying degrees but for many, the right setting can cause one to fully engage.

Matt: You know, I'm just not sure about Betty. When we have sex, I usually tickle the rosebud and she sure gets all breathy and into it but when the helmet gets close, she pushes me away!
Bill: Sounds like she's anal-curious Matt. Just relax, make sure the mood is right, have plenty of lube and before you know it, you'll be cornholing her like a trooper!

by Dik Fitzwell April 26, 2008

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