do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

i hardly know her

a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.

"blender? i hardly know her!"
"liquor? i hardly know her?"

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Do I wanna know

one of the sexiest songs- with an iconic intro. this song is by Arctic Monkeys

David: have you heard about "Do I Wanna Know" by Arctic Monkeys? That song is so hot!!

Arya: THAT'S GAY! And yes that song is so fucking sexy and have an iconic quote on it "that the nights were mainly made for sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day"

You and I both know

This is a phrase used to give self assurance and confidence. It actually means "I know"

You and I both know that Cindy doesn't sleep around.

You and I both know the builders will be finished next week.

The check is in the post- you and I both know that

fuck i don't know

The commonly used saying mostly used when you are studying with someone right before a major test.

Friend: What is the square root of 100?
You: Fuck I don't know.

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Well I don't know

When Rikki knows that he fucked up and it's trying to act stupid!!

Rikki what happen with this customer product?
Well I don't know!!

I don't know, u?

Possibly the least intelligent response to any question asked. Credited to David Alan Weinshel (Wheeler 02', BU 06')

weinberg: yo dave, you in the room?
weinshel: i don't know, u?

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