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adj. used to describe crappy writing for people who are too bored to type out the whole sentence. can be seen as the degression of talk. for we have gone from saying highschool to school to skewl to skwl and now we are at "shit" Can be seen the generations hyroglyphics but is rather seen as the stupid writing that takes 10 minuets do decode if you have not studied it. Generally used by people who want to type faster then their friend but end up typing a usless form of skrawl.
typical usage words: lol, rofl, lmao, gtg, ttyl, brb, afk, omg, omfg, wtf, dn, skl and such...
typical AOL speak: lmao, ha funi shit, u be sey rofl cnt fukn get over dat... omfg wtf my fukn tech wnt nw? she a bitch! wll gtg, ttyl, brb, l8rz!
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A computer virus often mistaken for an Internet Service Provider.
The AOL Virus starts at log in, causes frequent system crashes, changes file formats, clings to the hard drive while resisting deletion, and ultimately siphons money from you bank account.
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A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.
(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)
Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"
Stop that fucking AOL speak, dumbass.
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A live performace at AOL studios. AOL tries to implies to its customers that it is exclusive to them, but anyone can hear and watch them.
I listened to Green Day's awesome Sessions@AOL performance.
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1) Those disks that come in the mail advertising AOL or America On-Line into your own household. They are wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM. AOL Disks also promote racism and other subjects of inequality and such. They should be banned by human beings. Think about it. They call is America On-Line 'America'.. PFFT! What, are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA!)
1) SAVE the ENVIRONMENT! STOP the DISKS! BOYCOTT AOL!
2) Arrrriiiibaaaaaa!!!!!!! EH?
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Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.
Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.
bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today
Term for totally inept and helpless person, incapable of learning or even trying to figure something out on their own. They fear change. AOL users can be spotted placing orders over the phone because they're incapable of figuring out how to do it themselves online, or writing checks in the grocery store - but not pulling out their checkbook until they get they get the total and then take forever to write the check, then balance their checkbook right there in line while everyone waits. They're also know for asking ridiculously stupid questions that they could have easily figured out for themselves with minimal effort, eating up way more of your time than necessary, and not having necessary info handy when making transactions.
"Man, that AOL User kept me on the phone for 20 minutes placing a $6 order!" "That AOL User put me on hold while they went and measured their walls before placing their order, then placed me on hold again while they searched for their credit card."