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Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge
friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him
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Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.
- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.
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Ask your lady friend what she was doing with me last night.
Slogan used on t- shirts by the 80s baby clothing company and x rated music genre
Question: What have you been doing today?
Answer: Ask Your Girl
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One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"
Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
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When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something
"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?
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Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?
Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.
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A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.
Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!
Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!
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