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A rapper who should have been shot more than 9 times, and more times in the head so he does not have to try and kill us with his "attempting-to-be-erotic" lyrics in his retarded, braindead voice
(on tv) 50 Cent: come to the cnady shop, ill let you lick the lollypop...
small toddler:mommy, mommy, i wanna lick the lollypop!
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a Jewish rapper who gave his life to Jesus and is now ostracized by the Jewish community
Yo, man, did ya hear about 50 Shekel? Tha Jewish rapper? Well, he ain't Jewish anymore! He gave his life over to JC last month.
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Definition of a Snitch
Also known as "Boo Booh" ; "Chicken Little" ; "Half A Dollar" ; "That Snitch Down The Block" ; "Curtis Jackson" ; "Curty Curty" ; "Miss Jackson" ; "Dora The Expolora" ; "Informant"
"Yo man he snitched on you?"
"Yah man he's just like 50 Snitch, I mean 50 Cent"
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He's not the best rapper, but he's a fuckin businessman and u cant deny that hes got his name on clothes, shoes, a book, a movie, a video game, watches by jacob, even fucking water.
Only 50 cent can:
A: Get shot 9 times and not shoot back
B: Claim to be the "King of New York" but lives in Conneticuit
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50 cent, a terrible rapper with little creativity or most likely none. Seems to be very uneducated and not sophisticated at all, his lyrics reflect his lame image of being "gangsta."
Tries to act gangster because he is really insecure, he constantly has to prove to society that he is a gangsta poser and bling it all up. He raps about sex, drugs and voilence in a childish way to compensate his insecurities. So most likely in his youth he was bullied and now that he has some record deal, he constantly re-affirms himself as a corporate semi intelligent rapper.
Shot 9 times, quite a lot, maybe people thought that he really sucked before and he still does.
"Hey, lets go to a 49 cent concert."
"50 cent, what would Al Capone say about you?"
"He got shot nine time, crap, why did they miss?"
"50 cent has some major social and emotional issues, why can't he just be quiet and see a psychologist, to stop his crappy music.
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Thick, retarded 'rapper' who looks like a gorilla, to say the least. Thinks he's well 'ard. Appears to polish his man-boobs every day with Pledge. Would probably melt wearing a shirt weighing more than 50g. A good way to tell if a person is a complete saddo or not. Can't sing. Been shot around 12 times. Brought absolutely no good to the world when he warbled his first 'rhyme' and still hasn't retired. And the scripting's useless. Basically just a rubbish person, singer, poser, everything. A perfect world is one without 50 Cent.
50 cent fan (gasp)-"Fo' Shizzle, 50 Cent is ozzle, bozzle!"
normal person-"Beethoven is rather inspirational, I think."
50 cent fan (gasp)-"Yo sposed to spoken American, bizzle!"
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some nigga who used to rhyme tight then turned gay.
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