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When you get licked down under.
Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
Joe: why is the plane spinning
Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY
When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN
joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning
Commonly known as sniper from team fortress 2 is also known for being an sniper from Australia.
*heavy weapons guy shoots people*
*Aussie sniper* I SEE YA
*Heavy weapons guy gets shot in the head*
The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.
Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!
Jungle Fever for Australians.
Sarah became Aussie Nausey after her trip to the Outback.