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When you type something that you usually type instead of the thing you want to. Mostly letters that start with the same letter, and passwords. A computer version of auto pilot.
The password is radiogaga, but his normal password is reddragon, so he satrted typing radiogaga and ending up entering reddragon.
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A living being which has the ability to change between genders whenever it likes.
That person has turned auto-multisexual because they want to have sex with both men and women in a heterosexual way.
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A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, and auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.
I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left-handed peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.
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auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
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A sexual act that only requires one person.
To auto-fizz one must be sitting in the passenger seat of a car with automatic seats. A pre-shaken soda glass bottle, although if one is not available just a plastic bottle will do, is fastened to the dashboard.
The pant-less lady then spreads her legs up high and wide and uses the automatic buttons on the side to go back and forth on the glass bottle. When the woman is about to climax she unscrews the cap in a mad frenzy and releases a spray of bubbles and fizz onto her labia.This is the act of Auto-Fizzing.
(An alternative act called Faggot-fizzing is available for the men)
Co-worker: I have a serious problem! My boyfriend is out of town for two weeks but i want to stay faithful to him and get my libido satisfied! What do i do!
Me: Go auto-fizzin!!
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adj. That which is B.A.M.F. based merely on first impressions, not skills.
Even though the guy was a wimp, his appearence made him Auto-B.A.M.F.
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An individual who can not be arsed or is too incompetent to learn how to drive a manual or stick shift car.
In other words someone who does not deserve to have their license because driving an auto car is not experience, it is cheating.
Person one: Emma just got her Ps.
Person two: Did she get her license to drive manual?
Person one: Nar, she is an Auto Pussy.
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