Awkward Enabler

Term used to call someone who has a habit of making any situation awkward.

A person who enables awkwardness.

As soon as arpit walked in the party, it became awkward. he's such a awkward enabler.

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Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.

that was such an awkward walrus

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awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.

Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.

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awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

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Awkward Sauce

The act of doing, saying, or experiencing something odd, uncomfortable, ridiculous, or downright wrong. When this happens, the only way to make the moment pass is to ask someone to "pass the awkward sauce". It can also be used as a noun. i.e. I had some major sauce occur last night at the party. There are different levels of awkward sauce that range from mild, medium, spicy, and on fire.

There is an intimate dinner party, and one guest begins talking about his recent herpes flare-up . One guest says, "Can someone please pass the AWKWARD SAUCE?"

I experienced awkward sauce last night that was extra spicy.

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awkward silence

when somethingh awkward happens and then its silent

Friend: GRAB MY ASS
Me: ...

AWKWARD SILENCE

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awkward hawk

1) a mystical hawk that descends from the heavens to announce when a situation has become awkward. Commonly found during awkward silences and large gatherings of people attempting to engage socially. Hawk tends to flap its wings and squak so as many people as possible are aware of the awkwardness.

2) crazy man wearing an actual hawk costume. No matter the circumstances, will assuredly make any situation awkward.

1) Jordan: "then i said, 'damn! that's a huge bitch!'"

Brandon: "hahahaha....but dude i think im gay"

Jordan: ooo...ummmmm...
*enter hawk*
Awkward Hawk: Braaaaaakkkkk HAWKWARD

2) Jordan(answering the door): Hello?

Awkward Hawk: did you order a man in a hawk costume?

Jordan: ummmm... no...

Awkward Hawk: well...this is awkward

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