The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.
Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.
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The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.
I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.
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Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"
This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...
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noun- an extremely loose, flappy vagina with several layers that resembles a limited time offer at a certain fast food joint run by "The King". It is cousin to the "Big Montana"
Candy took off her panties and showed off "The Baconator"
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the extra meat associated with a girls back
yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....
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To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything
Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually
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When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.
"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"
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