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A woman of questionable background, with whom sex would necessitate wearing two condoms.
Q: Would you screw Paris Hilton?
A: Sure, but I'd double up on the jimmy hats 'cuz she's a double bagger.
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Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her
This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.
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One that bags jam. Usually an occupation which requires one to pour jam onto a table, or such a surface, then proceeds to 'swipe' the jam off the edge of the surface, into a sack or bag. But can be a hobby or activity one enjoys, jam baggers usually have a jam 'fetish' and will go out of their way find any and all jam they can.
Can also be used as an offensive term for it creates the image of a strange and peculiar character.
Tobias had been promoted to a jam bagger after working 7 years as a clam sander.
Magnus: "My family are dead and I have no job, please can you spare some change?"
Angus: "Woah! No way. Get over yourself, jam bagger."
Magnus: "Respect me, for my name is MAGNUS!"
Angus: "Take all my money."
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A Harley enthusiast that enjoys the larger bagger motorcycles. Typically a white male within a midlife crisis. Purchases anything with a Harley Davidson logo on it. Never wears a helmet and thinks all other bikes are inferior. Commonly heard blasting Five Finger Death Punch as loud as his bike will play it.
Yeah I ride a Harley, but I'm not one of those Bagger Bros.
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When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"
#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"
#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"
#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"
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when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off
whow she's a two bagger
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A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.
What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"
What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"
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