Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: βDude, do you have a boner?β
Caden: βI have a basketball shorts boner!β
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Where women get naked and play basketball. A game men love to watch. That is with all those tits bouncing up and down. They mostly play it for the men.
Most often played by teen women for teen men at a secluded hang out.
Lets go watch some women's naked basketball.
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Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap
he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy
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A girl who plays on multiple basketball teams and one of those teams have to be an all boys team, but this girl is a badass so ofc she's on a boys basketball team.
Dude: damn, look at that badass basketball girl, I heard she plays on 3 basketball teams and one of those teams is and all boys team. She must be real good.
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The girls Highschool Basketball team that got beat 100-0. Also used to describe a bad game or being beaten badly. Also abrieviated DAB.
How to use Dallas Acadamy basketball.
Guy 1: How was your game this weekend?
Guy 2: Terrible we totally got DABed.
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it means to be humiliated in the olympics
proof that "black men can't hoop"
remember that racist movie "white men can't jump" ?????? ha ha
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