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when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
When 2 guys put on glow in the dark condoms and use their dicks as lightsabers
Carl and Simon had a love battle last night we ran out of glow in the dark condoms
An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
when 2 teams go head to head facing each other having a dance battle
Dancing Dolls and Purple Diamonds were having a stand battle
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The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
The battle of Hogwarts was the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.