Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

ich wir commen on der facen

i ll come on your face

Shut Up! Ich wir commen on der facen yaaaaaaaaa

Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez)

Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.

My bitch was pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez last night.

Wut Dey Do Out Der

Spectacular from Pretty Ricky's saying. In his grind-off challenge videos, he asks "Wut Dey Do Out Der?"

It means "What's Going On?"

Lil Wayne: Ay Wut Dey Do Out Der?
Birdman: We be grindin hard out here, youngin.

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

der dem

Hmm...idk

Used when you want to sound like you're from the hood

"Ay yo dude why is your girlfriend such a thot?"
"Der dem"