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someone who will protect you when feeling scared and someone who will listen when feeling confused. someone who you can lean on for support. someone who does need to belittle to feel like a real man.
gurl, my man is the greatest he made me breakfast in bed.
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As Rudyard Kipling put it.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
--Rudyard Kipling
One who can equally carry his friend or his adversery mentally or physically and is direct, honest and able to make his own decisions.
eg. Wilfred Owen
eg. some of the general population.
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A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.
90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
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A type of human generally hated or wanted killed by all feminists
Stupid Whore: OMG!!!! A...man... said hi to me during work I am so bringing him to court because he totally word raped my ears.
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The man is the dude with the weed for sale.
"Didn't you say you needed some Chronic? There go the man right there."
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When a man is more of a handful than the kids when he's sick.
I can't believe how much of a manful he was last night. You'd think his cold was the plague.
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George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.
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