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shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.
Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"
Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.
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Rite of passage for a young pledge rushing a fraternity. The pledge must stand barefoot in a toilet while industrial-sized buckets of ice cold water are ceremoniously dumped on the head and body by a large group of junior and senior members of the frat.
Some fraternities make their pledges go toilet surfing during Hell Week.
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A public toilet, which has not been used since it was cleaned.
Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.
The bathroom at the bar was gross, but at least I was able to find a virgin toilet.
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When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.
Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad
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