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A town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of Florida.
If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.
All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
Dude 1: Yooo I'm going to Daytona Beach next weekend!
Dude 2: That sucks.
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A wealthy suburb located in LA, CA. Home to snobby rich kids/ kooks/typical spoiled white girls. In the N area, also known as the Redondo Hood, you find 12 year olds with a "swag overload". The 2 middle schools Parras & Adams are rivals who talk crap about each other all the time. Finally the high school is a mix of many, from skaters to jocks to kooks to white girls to potheads to ratchets to kids that don't even live in Redondo. The football games are the ultimate hang out & everyone loves the middle schoolers that show up to act "cool" and annoy the shit out of everyone. Every Friday night there's major ragers & everyone gets baked! Sick right?!
During the week, high schoolers hang out at McDonald's/Starbucks/Panda Express. Sometimes Wanna Chill/ Rita's, & always the Riviera Village. On the weekends you find large groups of friends that all secretly hate each other hanging out at the beach surfing or tanning in their tiny bikinis. When bored, they take to overediting Instagram photos and perfecting their tumblr. Basically, the kids are the coolest you'll ever meet.
Moving on, most of the houses near the beach range from 700,000-8/9 million. Unless you'd like a shack which can probably go for 500,000. North Redondo homes are more in the lower end ranging from 600,000-800,000. The snobby parents love to compete with their homes and cars-usually Mercedes and BMWs.
Overall, Redondo Beach is a nice suburb in LA that everyone is jealous of. It has babes, kooks, and the beach.
Guy #1 : Redondo Beach has the babes let's go there!
Guy #2 : Sounds great!
Girl #1 : Let's go get it on with the skaters and surfers!
Girl #2 : Yeah!!
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When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
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Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.
This party is rediculous, this is like Beach Week before Beach Week.
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1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.
2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"
2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
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Refers to a person who is so artificially over tanned that their skin looks really fake, nasty, melanomic, and about to fall off.
Do you think I should go out with Cassie or Nina?
Neither! They're both beach fucks that are going to get skin cancer.
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The art of burying a female companion in sand, at a beach up to her neck.
whereafter you and at least several of your friends gingerly touch your tips and begin to jizz on the forementioned womans face until satisied with the result
Wow, that beach bukkake sure was a giggle, it's a pity we forgot to dig her out.
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