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What you build to make room for activities.
Dale: The bunk beds look amazing! Look at that! It looks like one you'd buy from a store! Look at all this floor space!
Brennan: SO many activities!
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Slang term for engaging in intercourse
"Dude, I was bed wrestling with this chick last night and her dog started to lick my ass"
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Someone who spends a lot of time in bed; this is not because they’re ill, but because they’re a bone idle, useless, twat who is totally unfit for purpose as part of the human race.
“Malcolm is always late for work; he says he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome.”
“Nah, he’s just a useless slug-a-bed cunt.”
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She's hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . The type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . She's wild , kinky , frisky , sexy , and hot . A great woman , girlfriend and friend . You'll fall I live with her . She's easy to talk to , and she's a open minded and hearted. Person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . She will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . She just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .
Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night
Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her
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After long night of love-making, the next morning you gently awaken your ladyfriend with gentle laps of her labia.
I had breakfast in bed yesterday morning.
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wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D
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A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster.
I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed.
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