i've been drankin watermelon

When a female swallow ya nut. Ya nuts are the watermelons and your nut is the juice.

"Damn girl. tell me y I've been drankin watermelon I think it's becoming a habit."

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I've been jingle jangled

I've been jingle jangled replaces the words 'royally fucked' and bamboozled.

Oh sh*t, I've been jingle jangled

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You’ve been hit by, struck by

Truck

OWWWWW

Friend: Aw man I got it by a truck

Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW

friend: I hate you

You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged

"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa

Since U Been Gone

A Kelly Clarkson song about a girl who is relieved after a breakup with a boy. Most girls “can breathe for the first time” and are “so moving on” after a toxic relationship with a toxic boy.

Riley: Ugh! Andrew is so toxic, I am glad I broke up with him! Because of that, I started listening to Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson on repeat!
Peyton: You go girl!

You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

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you been cut

dumped; dropped; left.

Maan you won't leave me tha f*ck alone.. you been cut!

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