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The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.
Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
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....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.
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tim burton's best movie ever. lock shock and barrel kick ass. same with the oogie boogie man.
the nightmare before christmas kicks fuckin ass.
"thats soooooooo nightmare-before-christmas-ish
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simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.
Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.
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a kickass band from mississauga ontario.
liek omg, you like day before tomorrow?
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When a girl chooses her friends instead of a guy, she is choosing sisters before mr. s
Also: mr. before sister- when a girl chooses a guy before her friends.
sister before mr. -
Guy- Hey susie, want to go out tonight?
girl- no johny, i'm going out with Stacy and Leah tonight. I choose sisters before mr.
mr. before sister-
Guy- Hey susie, want to go out tonight?
girl- sure johny, i'll just blow off Stacy and Leah.
written and made up by: Brenna H
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1.The best album ever recorded by the Dave Matthews Band...by anyone.
2. Masterpiece
OK Computer was Radiohead's "Before These Crowded Streets"
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