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You are part of a society that is bound by nobody and no toilet paper shortages. Everyone loves you and you’re the one of the coolest people to exist
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!
Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!
A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.
When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping
My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.
Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?
When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.
and then when your about to cum
you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.
John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"
Abigail: "hell nah"
When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.