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Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
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A disease that's more dangerous than AIDS and sadder than kitten cancer
Guy 1: My girlfriend has bieber fever
Guy2: Be sure to wear a condom, catch that and its game over
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Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?
Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
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the long way of saying your fucking gay :D
Mike: Dude, ryan has bieber fever
You:what a faggot
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Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?
Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
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A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber
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Hair that is similar to, but not a refleciton of, Justin Bieber's hair. While bieber weave DOES NOT have to be shiny goldon brown like Justin Bieber's hair, a person rocking bieber weave must follow certain specific criteria:
--The hair must be strait. No curls. People with curly hair are lame ass pussies.
--The hair must flow gently in one direction, and that direction is to the right. Anyone whose hair flows to the left IS NOT rocking bieber weave and is a complete pussy.
People rocking bieber weave many times also rock Bieber Drag. If you are thinking about rocking bieber weave, you may want to consider rocking Bieber Drag as well.
Hey billy, I know you want to rock bieber weave, but your shining hairbowl is flowing to the left. Nice try you lame ass pussy.
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