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When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
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the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.
I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.
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refers to having a baby to get a check from baby's father. Affects men with money: ballers, dope boys, ball players, rappers, actors and regular businessmen.
Becky let Leroy hit raw dog for a half of stack she was trying to give birth to a check. That's some hood shit.She knew he was on that hen dog.
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Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.
Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.
See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
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To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.
Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!
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to have a bowel movement, to defecate
I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.
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A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
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