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Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better
“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”
I pulled my dick out of that latina's fat ass and gave her the horchata blast all over her face.
While taking a shit with a loose fitting shirt, you catch a waft of your own stinky-poo-gas that runs up the perfectly formed "chimney" of your shirt.
Jay, I was taking a massive dump on my lunch break and while looking for the corn I had last night, all of a sudden I got Chimney-Blasted!
A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.
Dude Jake is gonna Blast Scotland on Bobby over there!
When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.
A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.
Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!
Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.
Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"