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During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?
Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.
The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.
A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.
Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."
Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."
Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!
Jack: "YES!!"
When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.
Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?